belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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