I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
