I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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