So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
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I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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