I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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