mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
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i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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