I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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