'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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