That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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