I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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