She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
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well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
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