Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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