We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
At least life still wants to fuck me.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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