She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
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Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
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