Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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