I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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