Sry I called you an 8
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He? As in you personified your dick?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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