I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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