your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
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I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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