Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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