I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I have tasted many bathrooms
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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