I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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