Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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