Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
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He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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