I think I died a long time ago.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
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I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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