I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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