it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
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wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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