My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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