He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
