I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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