Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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