Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
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I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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