I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
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I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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