sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize