Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Found your dick twin last night
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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