She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
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just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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