Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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