I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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