wat bout pragnant strippers??
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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