Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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