Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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