ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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