White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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