question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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