Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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