Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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