Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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