eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Randomize
