no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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