She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
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About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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