My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
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Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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