i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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