fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
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My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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