Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
Just high enough for therapy.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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