I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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